Dave Barry's Blog

WHO DOESN'T?

Posh gets sheep placenta facials.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

CRIMINAL MASTERMIND AT WORK

When investigators came to the scene, they discovered Holcomb's next door neighbor Stormy Moody was wearing some of the clothes reported missing.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

IF YOU DROP IT FROM A HELICOPTER, THEY WILL COME

Helicopter Dumps Hot Dogs Over Detroit

(Thanks to Matt Filar and Janice Gelb)

DUE TO OUR STRICT POLICY

We can't even mention this item.

(Thanks anyway to The Perts)