Dave Barry's Blog

HIGHER EDUCATION

Female students at the Cambridge University have submitted risque photographs of their butts in the hope of grabbing the 'Rear of the Year' title.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

AT MINIMUM, IT SHOULD BE DEATH

The rule means no more than two flies should be found inside a toilet and it's still not clear what punishments follow if a third is found.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker and The Perts)

FLATHEAD COUNTY: LIKE 'THE HUNGER GAMES,' BUT GRIMMER

2:49 p.m. A renter on Lore Lake Road claimed that her landlord stole her pugapoo puppies in lieu of rent.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

HILARITY ENSUES

Toddler put in tumble dryer 'as a joke'

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

GUESS THE STATE

Man uses Buddha to smash windshield

(Thanks to The Perts)

NO NEED FOR A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE...

Man suspected of theft at CVS can't get car started

(Thanks to pjd)

WE SALUTE HIM, FROM THE SOFA

TV remote inventor Eugene Polley dies at 96

(Thanks to The Perts and Ross Marks)

CSI: CORPUS CHRISTI

Giant gorilla stolen from car dealer lot may have been found

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)

THE *BILLBOARD* WAS TOPLESS?

Mexican congressional candidate appears in topless billboard

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says, "She deserves the blog's support.")

A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE IS ON ITS WAY

Man with zebra, parrot in truck charged with OWI

(Thanks to everyone in the known universe)