Dave Barry's Blog

IT'S LEGAL ON THE STREETS OF FLORIDA

CAR-SIZED TURTLE FOUND IN COLOMBIAN COAL MINE

(Thanks to coscolo)

YOU'D THINK HE WOULD GET SOME KIND OF BONUS FOR THE TAXI

A man was arrested on Saturday for using the centre of the historic German city of Cologne as a driving range, after one of his wayward iron shots hit a taxi.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

HOW A MAN OPENS A BEER

With a chainsaw.

(Thanks to Robert Shaw, who says "This could be the half-time show at the Super Bowl.")

WHICH, 93 PERCENT OF THE TIME, WILL BE BLOCKED BY AN ILLEGALLY PARKED DELIVERY VAN

The developer of a luxury condo building in New York City's Greenwich Village has listed a parking spot for $1 million.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

INCREDIBLY, THE INCIDENT BEGAN IN A BAR

Half-naked woman in hot pink duct tape attacks, injures 3 cops

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

CSI: DACULA

Vehicle Reported Stolen Was Actually Hidden by Weeds in Yard

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

GUESS THE CITY

School officials are making sure a high school senior prom runs smoothly while it shares the same venue as a porn convention.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)