Dave Barry's Blog

A GRATEFUL WORLD REJOICES

Crazy Horse topless dancers back on duty after strike

(Thanks to Mike G)

WE DON'T PAY OFFICERS ENOUGH

Man defecates on officers during struggle

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

IF THAT'S NOT CULTURAL, THIS BLOG DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IS

A ship moored in Bristol has been "floated" in a sea of neon-green jelly as part of a cultural festival.

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR SARCASTIC FRINGEHEAD

Vegetaraian Shark.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

FLATHEAD COUNTY: STILL TEETERING ON THE BRINK OF CHAOS

8:44 p.m. A dog was at the Lakeside grocery store. Reportedly, it was mean to other dogs but nice to people.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

CLEARLY THEY DID NOT SURVEY PARENTS WHO HAD JUST SPENT 12 HOURS IN THE MAGIC KINGDOM

Survey: Vacation sex is better

(Thanks to The Perts)

CANADIAN ART UPDATE

The mayor of Calgary has had his portrait done in gumballs.

(Thanks to The Perts)

MEANWHILE IN SOCCER

'Psychic' Ukrainian Pig to Make Euro Cup Predictions

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

KANSAS CULTURAL UPDATE

What is being auctioned here is the privilege to do the First Flush of the Super Bowl toilet. The flush will take place on June 2nd, 2012 at 3:21 pm. at 117 S. Main, Lucas, KS.

(Thanks to Libby Tidwell)