Dave Barry's Blog

YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT APPARENTLY WAS INVOLVED

Helen Griffiths, prosecuting, said when police arrived Brealey was on a table being restrained by another guest and wasn’t wearing trousers at the time.

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR PHISH

Sarcastic Fringehead

(Thanks to Ralph)

UPDATE

Police said in a media release that Richard Matthews, 52, passed a cubic zirconia early Friday.

(Thanks to The Perts)

WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?

Not this blog.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

GUESS THE STATE

Woman Attacks Man with Seashell, Bites Ear

(Thanks to Dan Barr, Jeff Meyerson and Joe in Japan)

GUYS IN ACTION

After 15 hours of fist pumping, James Peterson felt the super glue holding his right hand closed begin to loosen. That did not stop him from reaching his goal: 16 continuous hours in an effort to place his name in the Guinness World Records.

(Thanks to T. Gilman)