Dave Barry's Blog

TIME TO TAKE UP GOLF

Minnesota hunter near Junction City mistakes buddy for turkey, shoots him - twice

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

THE VIOLENT DOG UPRISING

Very soon.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

WOMEN

Do not mess with them.

(Thanks to Dan)

'WHAT DID HE DO NOW?'

The Doggie Doo Game.

(Thanks to Bill Hartley)

DATELINE: BALLSTON

A woman visited a Stewart's Shop and Curtis Lumber within a few minutes of each other Tuesday — with no clothes on.

(Thanks to Matt Filar and Jeff Meyerson)

THEREBY QUALIFYING THEM FOR FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

Freshwater crayfish found to have substance covering teeth astonishingly similar to human enamel

(Thanks to Rich)

WE'RE FEELING A LOT SAFER NOW

Henry Kissinger gets TSA pat-down

(Thanks to Omniskeptic)

MEANWHILE IN THE WORLD OF SPORTS

Hot ointment below the belt distracts Stephen Strasburg

(Thanks to Dave the Librarian)