Dave Barry's Blog

HEY, BLOG MOMS:

Happy Mother's Day. In return for all you've done, for all those years, you get... brunch!

FLATHEAD COUNTY: LAND OF INTRIGUE

7:07 p.m. A man holding a fishing pole was seen getting out of a black Mercedes that was parked in front of a Bigfork hardware store. The caller suggested that this man might be the missing California movie executive.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT

The May 4 th, 2012 invasion by the Chitauri through an inter-dimensional portal caused significant  damage to the New York City area.

(Thanks to John Grant)

ATTENTION, NOBEL PRIZE JUDGES

Scientists from the University of California, Santa Barbara, decided to investigate the physics behind the best way of carrying coffee without causing spillages.

(Thanks to John Gregg)