SOMEBODY SHOULD STUDY THIS
Government Issues Study of a Study About Studies
(Thanks to jon harris)
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May 11, 2012
MAYBE A LITTLE *TOO* READY
70-year-old virgin says she’s finally ready for love
(Thanks to jon harris, Bob Brogan and Sharon [The Minx] Lurie)
WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR HENDRIX
Hungry supermassive black holes may stunt star formation
(Thanks to montanarose)
EDGAR?
Underwater Drilling Camera Catches Giant Sea Creature
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)
FORTUNATELY, THEY ALL HAD VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSES
Forty safari park monkeys challenged to pull apart brand new car
(Thanks to funny man)
FLATHEAD COUNTY: LIKE THE MIDDLE EAST, ONLY MORE TENSE
SO YOU CAN IMAGINE THE EFFECT IT HAS ON THE LADIES
Conn. teen's body spray sets off school fire alarm
(Thanks to jon harris and Jay Brandes)
GOT COMPANY COMING?
Shoppers can buy a half-tonne box of pasta from Thursday at supermarkets in Turkey.
(Thanks to jon harris)
FREEING HUMANITY FROM THE TEDIOUS DRUDGERY OF RESPONDING TO BUTTOCK SLAPS MANUALLY
Bizarrely Realistic Japanese Robotic Buttocks Responds to Slaps
(Thanks to Ralph)
We saw the Bizarrely Realistic Japanese Robotic Buttocks open for the Ramones.
ATTENTION, NOBEL PRIZE JUDGES
University researchers have proven, mathematically, that physics is hard.
(Thanks to Jay Brandes)
THIS JUST IN
We're assuming this headline didn't stay up last for long.
(Thanks to KJP and Alison McQuade)
MEANWHILE 82% OF DADS ARE WATCHING ESPN
12% of Moms Use Cellphone During Sex
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins and Jeff Meyerson)
HAS ANYBODY SEEN CHARLIE SHEEN LATELY?
Police Arrest Naked Man Riding Unicycle Over Texas Bridge
(Thanks to Janice Gelb and Jeff Meyerson, who notes that "Soon we'll have no rights at all.")
