Dave Barry's Blog

GUESS THE STATE

Agents find child porn suspect in underwear, stabbing samurai sword into computer

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

WE'RE GUESSING IT'S A KARDASHIAN

Naked woman seen in new Canadian $20 bill

(Thanks to The Perts)

WHERE ELSE SHOULD IT HAVE GONE?

Hungry, 5-foot python captured outside N.Y. pizza parlor

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

YOU KNOW YOU NEED IT

(Thanks to Wally Naaf)

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

The German Bus Pulling Championship crowned its winners on Sunday, with a small town near the Danish border taking both men’s and women’s titles, making it possibly the strongest place in the country.

(Thanks to Ralph)

IN MIAMI...

...we call this "parking."

(Thanks to Janice Gelb and Jeff Meyerson)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE HAT-WEARING WOLVERINES

Bionic Elephants.

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)

THIS IS TOTALLY BELIEVABLE, CONSIDERING THAT THE ALTERNATIVE IS AIRLINE FOOD

A German man who was caught with nearly 50 live reptiles in his luggage at Munich airport told customs officials they were his "personal food supply" - and offered to bite off the head of one to prove it.

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

WE SAW THE HAT-WEARING WOLVERINES OPEN FOR THE CLASH

Fish and Game seizes stuffed, hat-wearing wolverine from Georgetown bar

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

IT'S TIME ONCE AGAIN TO PLAY...

...Guess the State!

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

SPEAKING OF CONCEPTS FOR MOTION PICTURES

The Great Prom Photo Pier Collapse

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

WE KNOW WHO WE'RE ROOTING FOR

Jersey Shore Shark Attack

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)