Dave Barry's Blog

NOT TO MENTION WHAT THEY DO FOR THE MOSQUITO POPULATION

Naked tourists are big business in Florida

(Thanks to Dad-O-Lot)

THE OFFICER STOPPED THE MAN AND ISSUED HIM A FLORIDA LICENSE

The officer reported the man was driving with his knees and grabbing the wheel occasionally while eating chicken.

(Thanks to The Perts)

IF THIS DOESN'T TURN THE ECONOMY AROUND, THIS BLOG DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL WILL

(Thanks to jon harris)

THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

Orlando is the smuttiest city in America.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

CHECK OUT THOSE GUPPIES

In a nearly-naked publicity stunt, underwear firm Triumph Japan had models parading around showing off its "Super Cool Bra", featuring what appears to be a pair of small fish tanks encompassing the breasts.

(Thanks to jon harris)

ALSO, TO VOTE

Orangutans at Miami zoo use iPads to communicate

(Thanks to tgilman)

THIS IS GOOD?

Poop Excavated from Old Latrines Finds New Life

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)

IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Goat hijacks car

(Thanks to Ralph)

A CYCLIST USING THIS IN MIAMI WOULD SURVIVE FOR EXACTLY ONE HONK

Cyclists who battle to get themselves noticed on the roads can now buy a horn that is louder than Concorde.

(Thanks to Ralph)

WHATEVER YOU DO...

...do not click here.

Seriously. Do not.

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)

WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

Researchers at Canterbury University's human interface technology laboratory (Hit Lab) are developing an "augmented reality" application that projects virtual spiders on to real-world environments, such as an office desk.

(Thanks to Bill Moore)

FOLLOWED BY DECADES OF THERAPY

An 'evil' clown who stalks and threatens kids is being hired by parents as a birthday treat.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

FLORIDA WILDLIFE UPDATE

Doctor surgically removes ceramic Easter egg wild snake swallowed in St. Lucie

(Thanks to Sharon)

AND STAY OFF HER LAWN

A mugger who attacked a woman in Japan fled empty-handed -- and with one finger missing -- after the intended victim chomped off his pinkie.

(Thanks to cyberick and Alberto Mengoni)

YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT APPARENTLY WAS INVOLVED

Fort Wayne police were called about 5:30 p.m. Monday after someone saw a man and woman strap four children to the hood of a car in the parking lot of a liquor store at 2116 Fairfield Ave. and then drive away, according to a statement from police spokesman John Chambers.

(Thanks to Jay Brandes, Ed. Floden and Diane Slusarek, who says, "One way to not hear "are we there yet?")