« May 7, 2012 | Main | May 9, 2012 »

May 08, 2012

THIS IS VERY BAD

Iran has acquired Jar Jar Binks.

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)

COLLEGE

The first rule of Foam Sword Friday is... don't get hit by a big purple bus

(Thanks to W. von Papineau)

ATTENTION, NOBEL PRIZE JUDGES

A new G-string-like underwear - dubbed the C-string - is being touted as the world's smallest thong.

(Thanks to W. von Papineau)

YOU MAY THROW UP JUST FROM WATCHING THE VIDEO

Horrifying Russian roller coaster is designed to make you puke on yourself

It's actually not a roller coaster. But it is horrifying.

(Thanks to Ralph)

WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?

Man selling motorcycle on Craigslist to pay for wife's boob job

(Thanks to Ralph)

THERE IS NO NEED FOR NAME-CALLING

Gurley man spends 3 days in hospital after snake attack

(Thanks to W. von Papineau)

MEXICAN POLITICAL REPORT

Playboy model steals the show at Mexican election debate

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, who says, "Send her to Washington.")

WE LIVE IN WONDROUS TIMES

Free outhouse plans make it possible for persons who need outhouses to build their own outhouses without having to pay other contractors to build them.

(Thanks to The Perts)

SOON WE WILL HAVE NO CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS LEFT

Testicles on pickup truck draw a warning ticket in South Carolina

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, B'game and queensbee)

WE'VE HAD THESE IN FLORIDA FOR YEARS

Google gets license to operate driverless cars in Nevada

(Thanks to Rich Klinzman and Jay Brandes)

GUESS THE STATE

Woman finds used bandage in soup

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT APPARENTLY WAS INVOLVED

Man allegedly urinates on $3,000 worth of jeans in Huntington clothing store

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

GUYS

Sperm Act Like Bumbling Drunks on Way to Egg

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

 
Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Copyright | About The Miami Herald | Advertise