Dave Barry's Blog

AND THOSE HORNS JUST KEEP ON TOOTIN'

Dave and Ridley will be on the TODAY show tomorrow (Tuesday, reportedly at 9:40 a.m.) with Al Roker's Book Club for Kids.

YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN THERE WILL BE A SHORTAGE

Govt to preserve genitals of stray dogs

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

WHICH IS WHY WE MUST ALWAYS KEEP AN EYE ON THEM

Female Breasts Are Bigger Than Ever, But Under Threat

(Thanks to jon harris)

LOOKS TOTALLY REALISTIC TO US

A statue representing the birth of the Romanian nation has been greeted with derision by the public and critics.

(Thanks to The Perts)

THANK GOD FOR EXPERTS

JAMES Bond has survived 4,662 shots fired at him in 22 films – an almost impossible feat, say experts.

(Thanks to The Perts)

THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Toilets explode at Chicago dorm

(Thanks to Joein Japan)

NEVER TAKE IT OUT DURING A THUNDERSTORM

Lightning strikes Spanish man's scrotum

(Thanks to Ralph)

UNLESS, OF COURSE, IT PRODUCES A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Texas Says It Is Legal To Kill Bigfoot

(Thanks to Ralph)

NOW TRY TO IMAGINE THE DAMAGE THAT MIDDLE-SCHOOL BOYS ARE CAUSING

Dinosaurs may have been partly to blame for climate change in their time because their diets meant they emitted vast clouds of methane, a powerful global warming gas, scientists say.

(Thanks to The Perts, Doug Hamilton and Jeffrey Brown)

WASHINGTON

National Christmas Tree has died of 'transplant shock'

(Thanks to The Perts)