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IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Speeding ostrich runs amok on Saudi street

(Thanks to Ralph)

MEN:

Stay the hell out of Sweden.

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

AT MIAMI INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT, THIS WOULD SOON RESULT IN VIOLENT ASSAULTS

To entertain waiting passengers, Dalian International Airport recently recruited a squad of cheerleaders to perform kicks, jumps and splits in the airport's main hall.

(Thanks to Loudmouth)

FEW MEN CAN RESIST

L.I. Woman Charged With Prostitution After Using Hot Dog Cart To Solicit Clients

(Thanks to Loudmouth and Jeffrey Brown, who says "I guess the wiener jokes are too easy.")

INDIANA TRAFFIC REPORT

Man falls from motorized bar stool

(Thanks to The Perts)

SEND IT TO WASHINGTON

Wisconsin officials want Loch Ness monster out

(Thanks to The Perts)

YOU THINK?

A former tourism director in Okaloosa County, Fla., acknowledged using public money for a $710,000 yacht was a mistake.

(Thanks to The Perts)

JOURNALISM, II

Oops.

Advisory: Bad word.

(Thanks to Ed. Floden)

TERRORISM UPDATE

Squirrel Tests Positive For Plague At Campsite

(Thanks to DrPat)

JOURNALISM

Bild, the largest newspaper in Germany, released a map of the biggest breasts in the world yesterday.

(Thanks to jon harris)

WE ARE SHOCKED, SHOCKED

Women are more jealous of a work rival if they are attractive and work well with men

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

 

MEN: THE CLUELESS SEX

The results showed that men more frequently admitted attraction to their female friends while also overestimating their friend's romantic feelings towards them.

Women on the other hand were less likely to fancy their friends or assume that the males had those kinds of feelings for them.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

RATINGS BOOSTER

Anchorman pelted with yogurt and eggs on-air

(Thanks to Horace LaBadie)

IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING WHAT THEY BOTH HAD

A man and his monkey pulled over in Florida

(Thanks to Andrew Halpryn, jon harris, Bill Hudgins, Loudmouth and Unholy Slacker)

RIDLEY'S IN TOWN

Mr. Ridley Pearson will be at Books and Books, 265 Aragon Ave., Coral Gables, at 2 p.m. today to talk about his latest Kingdom Keepers book, Shell Game. Please come out and see Ridley, seen below having a passionate reunion with this blog's dog, Lucy, who is a huge fan of his work.