YOU THINK?

"I knew my marriage was over and the divorce proceedings were about to begin when I came home and I found my husband in bed with my two best friends."

(Thanks to jon harris)

Comments

[Just Some Guy]

"Slayback, positively bubbly after a fancy but free haircut, ..."

Was there an editor holocaust recently?

[Meanie the Blue]

Wow, talk about jumping to conclusions......

[poker]

Who was this woman married to? The pizza delivery guy?

[Punkin]

Maybe they were just helping him feel his balls for testicular cancer.

Yeah, that's it.

[Jeff Meyerson]

"Who are you going to believe, honey? Me or your own lying eyes?"

[O the Umanity]

One statistic they neglected to cite: For every divorce, there is at least one prior marriage.

[funny man]

"But Honey,I did it for you! I was researching two techniques with these two volunteers..."

[padraig]

My father-in-law used to tell his sons, "Boys, once you get married, the fun is over." Apparently this guy didn't get the message.

[MikeyVA]

All married women should pack heat 24/7. Just in case.

[max]

I think she might need to review her criteria for defining friends as well. Just saying.

[Theresa]

The stupid things that people do.

[O the Umanity]

Friends "share" ... don't they?

[Stev0]

Doesn't one woman cancel out the other?

[LeDud]

Did anyone think that her two best friends could be men ? Wait, women and men can't be best friends. I withdraw the comment.

[nursecindy]

Wow, talk about jumping to conclusions......
Maybe Meanie is right. They could have been watching TV or something. This is exactly why I believe in the old saying, "Shoot first. Ask questions later."

[Ralph]

It's happened before:

"I came home and I found my wife in bed with my best friend."

So I told him: "Bad dog!"

(Old joke.)

[Elon]

Well, at least the gal in third place had the sense not to be there, right?

[Loudmouth]

That's not grounds. That's a Hustler letter.

[max]

LeDud,

if they were men that would be even worse. Men will have sex with anything, so a man could instead figure out how to get a snake to hold still. Men also make fewer friends so a friendship is more important to a man. Men only sleep with the wives and husbands of strangers and people they don't like to avoid risking a precious friendship. Women are more selective in their sex partners which changes the equation, instead of being the major no-no sleeping with a friend's spouse is for men, it is just very, very rude for women.

I should point out that some pre-nups specify that it isn't cheating if a man gets offered a three-way. If you have such a pre-nup you will want to check to see if there is a sub-clause about a three-way with your wife's two best friends.

[LeDud]

I think I follow max, but what if the 2 best friends were sheep ? Ewe wwwwwww............

[Theresa]

I really think that the definition of friends varies so much between people. I know that they wouldn't be my friends anymore. They seem to have poor values.

[oneblankspace]

When she came home, she said, "Hello, Hello."

He replied, "What, you're not going to say 'hello' to me?"