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April 17, 2012

WHERE THE HELL IS THE NATIONAL GUARD?

Strike threat at Hostess could kill off Twinkies

(Thanks to queensbee and jon harris)

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Tough call. The Devil Dog will be in the details.

Why not turn it into a weekly reality contest...
Hostess drivers vs. Bimbo drivers?

Scantily clad cheerleaders will draw in male viewers.
And if they hear Bimbo's involved, maybe "misunderstanding", they'll tune in --in droves!

Seriously, Twinkies last forever. I'm sure before the
company closes, they will make a few million and freeze them....

sounds like breadwinners fighting over dough

The International Brotherhood of Teamsters and the Bakery, Confectionery, Tobacco Workers

Are you kidding me? Reminds me of the Ron White line about the "Flagstaff Airport, Haircare, and Tire Center."

"Bimbo Bakeries, which makes Arnold's bread as well as Entenmann's baked goods and Thomas' English Muffins...."

... and which also supplies entertainment for Secret Service agents travelling abroad.

At the time of its January bankruptcy filing, Hostess said it pays about $63.2 million to its employees per pay period and owes more than $1 billion to more than 50,000 creditors.

Also reminds me of the line from Ghostbusters: "That's a big Twinkie..."

Or on YouTube for those of you UNDER the geezer bus...

Or on YouTube for those of you UNDER the geezer bus...

Don't you just hate it when the bots post you twice?

So stock up on Twinkies now; they last 20 years if you don't mind them a little stale.

I would support them by buying a Twinkie but I just did my taxes and can't afford one.

while this is obvious fodder for jokes here's a few facts. Wonder/Hostess route salesmen start work around 4 AM and work around 12 hours a day. they typically make around $50,000 a year plus health and pension benefits. the "new" deal would put them in a pay scale alongside entry level fast food workers with health benefits that would make them envy workers at a place that rhymes with Mal Fart. 60 hours a week for entry level wages? my info from the guys i see every day is they will strike because the new deal will make their current jobs very very easy to replace.

SNORK @ NC- yeah, that was my big project of the day also, so I feel your pain! (Of course, in France, before the surrender, "pain" meant "bread", which sort of fits into this story... but only sort of... so I'll just shut up now...)

Lock em in a room with nothing but Twinkies and Ding Dongs until they get this thing settled. Wait a minute, scratch that idea, they might never come out.

Up Twinkies, down Twinkies. Occupy Cupcakes.

It just occurred to me, but Twinkies and Ding Dongs... send them to Washington, non?

Frodo - I thought we already had.

How do they get that marshmallow creme stuff inside the Twinkie, that's what I want to know.

And yet, New Age Crystal Twinkies will always be with us......

At the health department, I always hated going after the drivers and delivery people. They had it hard, no matter the company, it seemed.
The company, though, was a different matter. Sometimes I had to point out that what they were doing was so stupid that a court would roast them on a spit. "You realize that this will be in the report?" was amazingly effective.
That reminds me that I saw, but did not eat, a deep-fried Twinkie at a State Fair last year.

"...Some day very soon, Life's little Twinkie gauge is gonna go... empty." = Tallahassee, Zombieland

Barbara Boxer: " Time is running out for the Twinkie ! "

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