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April 11, 2012


Witnesses Too Drunk To Help Police Investigating Newark Bar Fight

(Thanks to funny man)


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Officer: "Did you see who started the fight?"

Witness: "What fight? Bartender, bring another round for my friend here!" (falls off bar stool)

My late brother-in-law had saved a headline from a state newspaper that read, "High Officials Witness Pot Burning."
He claimed they just knew to stand downwind.
I doubt their testimony.

Sounds as though he had high friends in low places.

Didn't Newark Bar Fight open for the White Stripes? Or am I thinking of Hamtramck Hotdog Hassle?

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