WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
Witnesses Too Drunk To Help Police Investigating Newark Bar Fight
(Thanks to funny man)
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April 11, 2012
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Officer: "Did you see who started the fight?"
Witness: "What fight? Bartender, bring another round for my friend here!" (falls off bar stool)
Posted by: funny man | April 11, 2012 at 12:48 PM
My late brother-in-law had saved a headline from a state newspaper that read, "High Officials Witness Pot Burning."
He claimed they just knew to stand downwind.
I doubt their testimony.
Posted by: Steve | April 11, 2012 at 01:34 PM
Sounds as though he had high friends in low places.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | April 11, 2012 at 06:11 PM
Didn't Newark Bar Fight open for the White Stripes? Or am I thinking of Hamtramck Hotdog Hassle?
Posted by: Omniskeptic | April 12, 2012 at 11:44 AM