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April 30, 2012

WE HAVE *GOT* TO BAN THOSE THINGS

Myrtle Beach couple charged after domestic incident with inflatable hammer

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker and Jeff Meyerson)

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Ban blow-up hammers - gateway whacking device to real hammers.

"Babcock said she remembered swinging the hammer at Beachem because she was trying to kill him"

Got to give her points for honesty. Crazy, but honest.

she was bored & she nailed him


done

board, that is, cuz she was a swinger


ok

i'll stop now

She's doing it wrong.
Somebody needs to tell her that.
From a distance.

I bet you were as shocked as I was to discover that alcohol was involved.

Didn't Inflatable Hammer open for Metallica?

In her police interview inside the residence, Babcock said she remembered swinging the hammer at Beachem because she was trying to kill him, the report said.

There you go, a confession by "Ms. Hammer."

Nothing like domestic bliss Cohabitation...

I love this. It has to be one of the most detailed pieces of domestic violence reportage (pron: "reportAJH") in history.

But I'm wondering about classifying it as "criminal domestic violence of a high and aggravated nature."
I'm sure they were high, but what would it be called if it had involved, say, a genuine John Henry-type hammer??

Dum da da dum, da dum, da dum Can't touch this!

All that would be needed to make this an epic would be if one of them had been named Thor.

♫ If I had an inflatable hammer ♫ It's not the same.
I go to Myrtle Beach a lot and there is definitely something in the air that can make you stupid. At least that's been my experience.

Ah Myrtle Beach, where a friend almost got beaned by a firework and romance was in the air.

If you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail

This deserves a hammerhead snark.

We love Myrtle Beach, aka "the hillbilly riviera".

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