UPDATE ON THE BURGEONING EPIDEMIC OF WOMEN GETTING FRISKY
ALTOONA, Pa. -- A state trooper says an extremely drunk woman met him at the door wearing underpants and holding two yellow roses she wanted him to accept as part of her "cop fantasy" -- before he charged her with drunken driving instead.
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