TOUGH TO BUY UNDERWEAR IN THIS SITUATION
'Our gender shifts by the hour': Incredible claim of group who suffer from 'phantom genitalia'
(Thanks to Unhoily Slacker)
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April 21, 2012
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Maybe those Mayans knew what they were talking about after all.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 21, 2012 at 11:31 AM
Big-ender individuals? They have large butts?
Posted by: Dmentd | April 21, 2012 at 11:33 AM
The real trouble begins when they meet the man who thinks that his wife is a hat.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | April 21, 2012 at 11:47 AM
Tough to make fun of people with this kind of affliction. Then again, it's tough not to.
Posted by: padraig | April 21, 2012 at 11:47 AM
Underwear? They should just buy a kilt/skirt and they're set either way.
Posted by: ScottMGS | April 21, 2012 at 11:56 AM
The Phantom Genitals? Wasn't that that movie with Jar Jar Binks?
Posted by: Stev0 | April 21, 2012 at 12:46 PM
Har! @ Horace's observationalness ...
HOWever ... I'm thinkin' this is NOT gnus ... more like "dreaming" ... or "wishful thinking" ... whutever ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | April 21, 2012 at 12:58 PM
♫ Those who have seen your face
draw back in fear ...
(And what the heck's inside
your underwear???)
Your pen!s & your breasts in one combined:
the Phantom Gen-i-tal-i-a
is there - inside your mind ...
It's there,
the Phantom Gen-i-tal-i-a
Under where? - the Phantom Gen-i-tal-i-a
Posted by: ligirl | April 21, 2012 at 01:21 PM
@Steve: I think that movie was " The Phantom Pinnace ", but that may have been about a boat.
Posted by: Clankie | April 21, 2012 at 01:53 PM
This can only end in Phantom Pregnancy.
Posted by: funny man | April 21, 2012 at 03:23 PM
I think I saw phantom genitalia open for Britney Spears on more than one occasion.
Posted by: PirateBoy | April 21, 2012 at 05:35 PM
P'B' ... so THAT'S whut that wuz ... tnx fer clearin' that up ... been keepin' me awake nites tryin' to figger it out ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | April 21, 2012 at 05:59 PM
It should be part of the research to determine whether these people were, or recently had been, swimming when their packages shrunk away to nothing.
Posted by: Curtis E Flush | April 21, 2012 at 08:33 PM
"...Another said: ’I sometimes wake up thinking I have a penis,...or that I have no breasts..."
Thought 1: Check.
Thought 2: Check.
Happens to me every day.
Posted by: Wolfsong | April 21, 2012 at 08:38 PM
To those who say the Main Stream Media does not tell it like it is, I give them the Mail.
Which is totally mainstream.
In a 'phantom genitalia' kind of way.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | April 22, 2012 at 06:43 AM
Thankfully there were no pictures.
Posted by: WVplantman | April 23, 2012 at 08:48 AM
Technically, mammaries are not genitalia - they are "secondary sexual characteristics".
Even so, where does one turn for help when phantom breasts fail to appear?
Posted by: DrPat | April 23, 2012 at 11:08 AM