TODAY'S TIP FOR CRIMINALS:
If you're going to claim to be somebody else, don't have your named tattooed on your arm.
(Thanks to Craig Roberts)
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If you're going to claim to be somebody else, don't have your named tattooed on your arm.
(Thanks to Craig Roberts)
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No think ink finks dink.
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 05, 2012 at 08:17 AM
Doh!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 05, 2012 at 08:21 AM
Police scanners remain overloaded with pending checks on "Jesus", "Mother", "Harley", and "Wanda".
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 05, 2012 at 08:27 AM
Didn't Tattoo open for Mr.Roarke on that weird TV show?
Posted by: funny man | April 05, 2012 at 09:54 AM
I took my friend Randy to a bootlegger to buy some beer (years ago...OK, decades).
I told him the guy was dangerous and would ask him some questions.
But Randy was nervous and, when asked his name, told the bootlegger he was "Scott".
The bootlegger refused to sell to Randy.
After we left, Randy asked what he'd done wrong?
I told him that "Scott" doesn't usually have "Randy" monogrammed on his shirt pocket.
Posted by: Steve | April 05, 2012 at 09:55 AM
Tattoos: The artistic equivalent of a bar-code.
Myself I'd rather have a bar tab than a bar-code.
Posted by: funny man | April 05, 2012 at 09:57 AM
I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me, than a pre-frontal lobotomy ...
Or did I mention that already?
Posted by: O the Umanity | April 05, 2012 at 10:44 AM
If you have to have your own name tattooed on your arm, you're probably not to bright to begin with.
Posted by: max | April 05, 2012 at 10:57 AM
Wayne Black would never be so stupid as to getting his name tattooed on his arm.
Posted by: Bill Melater | April 05, 2012 at 12:17 PM