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April 29, 2012

THOSE THINGS ARE WORTH A FORTUNE ON THE STREET

The suspects took the bags, which contained newly upholstered bar stool cushions, and took off running.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

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Well mebbe the perps merely wanted sumthin' to go on ... um ... sit on ... ?

They're really going to p!ssed if they get them home and find they don't match their decor.

Match the décor? Who cares what color they were?

Cindy, do you know how valuable bar stool cushions are? Do you have any idea what a bar stool cushion goes for on the black market? Well it goes for about 3 cents.

Oh, I dunno ... them barstool cushions make a great hat ... suitable fer disguises and Hallowe'en Hijinx ... oughta bring 50 cents, at least ...

Great. Now his "Indian" name is "Running Stool".

We have really stupid crooks here in Seattle. Must have had too much coffee...

Their probation officers told them they needed to produce clean stool samples?

You know of course what a bar stool cushion is? A stool softener.

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