THOSE SOUND LIKE AIRTIGHT ALIBIS TO US

He told police that he was just looking for a pregnant horse, which was loose. She says she was just out looking for peat moss in order to decorate for a wedding, and wasn't wearing any shoes or a shirt while doing so.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

Comments

[padraig]

Actually, peat moss does feel very nice squishing through one's toes. Very calming.

[HogsAteMySister]

This alibi is every bit as believable as Tiger's first 27 efforts.

[ligirl]

well, padraig, i guess it feels better squishing between your toes than whatever comes out of a loose pregnant horse

[Elon]

Clearly, he is not well versed in Jeremiah.

"A wild ass used to the wilderness, that snuffeth up the wind in her desire; her lust, who can hinder it? All they that seek her will not weary themselves; in her month they shall find her."

Pregnant horses are easy to find.

[O the Umanity]

Mebbe he wanted to find the horse to get into the PMU business? Merely curious ...

[MikeyVA]

Pear Moss for a wedding? Is she marrying Mr. Ed?

Is this WVA by any chance?

[Elon]

Sounds more like HE is marrying MRS. Ed in a shotgun wedding.

[funny man]

"Deputies charged Eric Wayne Flowers..."

well, I though he had passed. And if he hadn't, where was Madame?

Oh, wrong Flowers. Found Wayland had passed.
as for Madame:

Apparently she found a new "john" and is still touring!!!

[Another Steve from a different mother]

Are you sure this was NOT in Flathead?

[funny man]

PS: Dave, that was crude showing us un-suspectin'
blog folk that BM in the morning.

And Jeff, that was not much of an improvement.

[nursecindy]

Well this is just great. Now who am I going to get to decorate for the wedding?

[O the Umanity]

HEY! n'cin' is GETTIN' MARRIED!

[nursecindy]

I am? Nooooooooooo!

[markhh]

If you click on the newspaper banner, you (currently) get a picture. I think it is the pregnant horse.

[O the Umanity]

Dang. And I wuz all set to enjoy the batchelorette party pix ...

[Ralph]

Another pregnant horse.

[Meanie the Blue]

As described on page 10,412 of the January edition of Modern Bridle, a blend of peat moss and the fresh leavings of a pregnant horse discretely deployed about the reception grounds will lend a uniquely distinctive air of rustic charm to your Special Day. Makes an unforgettable guest favor as well.

[Betsy]

(continued on page 10,413 of above publication)

And consider including The Nuptial Blessing of the Pregnant Mare! In this increasingly popular and heartwarming ceremony, the mothers of the bride and groom jointly raise a crystal goblet of pregnant mare urine to salute the role of estrogen in the bride's lifelong happiness.

[Meanie the Blue]

This may be the first time I ever snorked at a spammer before urging his agonizingly painful death. Hucksterism at its finest.

[PT Barnum]

I agree! I am indeed keen to integrate video clips! Please tell us how we can get involved! I am eager to begin!

[Steve]

Note that this area used to be in my inspection territory.
Also note that from her photo, the "sports bra" appears to be more fashion than necessity. At least the "sports" part.
Although they did say she moved like a deer.

[mazar larry]

If the hood don't fit, you must acquit. And I understand from the photo why the report said jog bra and not training bra.

[Meanie the Blue]

Uh-oh. Looks like someone sprayed Sp@mAway around here, and my & Mr. Barnum's comments make little sense.

Business as usual, in my case....