THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS
(Thanks to Joe in Japan and Horace LaBadie)
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April 18, 2012
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Probably mistook him for a walrus.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | April 18, 2012 at 03:08 PM
Obviously the penguin is a democrat.
Posted by: A Facebook User | April 18, 2012 at 03:35 PM
Isn't that thing on Newt's head usually with Donald Trump?
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | April 18, 2012 at 03:55 PM
No, Horace. Trump's has more life to it.
Posted by: Steve | April 18, 2012 at 03:56 PM
It was a dark and stormy night. The penguin was
amused as the elephant named Newt wandered his way.
All of sudden, the penguin released "Something's fishy here!" And then he attacked the elephant.
Posted by: Snoopy's new novel | April 18, 2012 at 04:18 PM
Even natures knows a cad when it sees a cad.
Snork @"somethings fishy here!"
Posted by: funny man | April 18, 2012 at 04:19 PM
The Newt bein' in StL fer the NRA convention is one reason I chose not to attend the festivities ...
Bein' kinda mostly broke is another reason ...
Merely sayin' that not all NRA members are the Wacko Gun-Lovin' Ultra-conservative Rednecks the anti-gun lobby has painted us to be ... We look positively Liberal Left-Wing compared to The Newt ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | April 18, 2012 at 04:36 PM
"She turned me into a Newt!"
Posted by: Dan S. | April 18, 2012 at 04:46 PM
The Joker put him up to it.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | April 18, 2012 at 05:30 PM
Channeling Reagan, Newt said: " Honey, I should have duck-ed. "
Posted by: Clankie | April 18, 2012 at 06:00 PM
After the incident, he waddled off with nothing but his dignity injured.
And Newt got a band-aid, but not the seal of approval he was looking for.
Posted by: Ralph | April 18, 2012 at 07:04 PM
What a heart-warming story. I just love cute aminals.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | April 18, 2012 at 07:11 PM
For a fleeting second, I considered smacking Newt upside the head when I had the chance roughly 5 years ago. I'm still wondering whether I made the right decision.
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | April 18, 2012 at 08:24 PM
Send it to Washington.
Posted by: Wolfsong | April 18, 2012 at 08:29 PM
Horace...I'm late to the game, but I knew somebody would notice the Trumpian link right away:-)
P.S. Are penguins really Democrats? I always associate folks who stand around in formal wear with the other side of the aisle.
Posted by: Betsy | April 18, 2012 at 08:55 PM
"Newt Gingrich was bitten by a penguin at the Saint Louis Zoo on Friday during a private tour, zoo officials said."
Zoo officials have ordered that all visitors to the penguin area be escorted by a polar bear body guard.
("A newt?!?!")
Posted by: Monique | April 18, 2012 at 10:26 PM
Technically he wuzn't "bitten" ... he wuz "pecked" ... so, the headline could've (should've?) read:
"Pecker Attacks Newt!"
No?
How about:
"Newt injured by pecker!" And the foto cutline could've been unable to identify between the two ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | April 18, 2012 at 10:39 PM
To me, it says something uncomplimentary about a person that he considers 'Newt' a preferrable name to go by than 'Newton'.
Posted by: Curtis E Flush | April 19, 2012 at 11:04 AM
Maybe the fondness for animals explains the three marriages.
Posted by: mazar larry | April 19, 2012 at 12:44 PM