THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE HAVE THE DEATH PENALTY

An Arizona man filed a complaint with police saying a flight attendant "rudely" woke him up by tapping his knee with a magazine.

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

Comments

[Loudmouth]

Million Air??

He needs a slap upside the haid.

[Loudmouth]

Million Air??

He needs a slap upside the haid.

[poker]

Well, somebody's grumpy when he wakes up.

[Not My Usual Alias]

"Officer Ricky"? I wonder if his family members ever have some 'splainin' to do.

[Steve]

She should have let him sleep and have given all the nearby passengers permanent markers.
What they do with them stays in...where was this, now?

[Horace LaBadie]

Is she any relation to Dr. Sheldon Cooper?

[Omniskeptic]

Arizona? He's lucky she didn't check his citizenship while she was at it.

[Punkin]

Officer Ricky Seconds wrote in the police report that Johnson "had no physical signs of injury, no complaint of pain and no paralysis from the magazine."

That's a shame.

[Dan S.]

When did Alec Baldwin change his name to Kevin Johnson?

[Jeff Meyerson]

We flew out of Phoenix on Monday and the "security"
Nazi was extremely offensive to a young Asian guy doing nothing but standing in line waiting his turn.

[Girlogic]

She should've let him sleep through the next flight. Ass. These people never think about the payback a pissed off customer service person can dole out with a smile and a flimsy excuse.

[Girlogic]

I prolly shouldn't, but I'll tell a story. I always tell people before I put them on the treadmill that the purpose of the test is to stress their heart in a controlled environment. I had a patient once who wouldn't stop "flirting" and by flirting, I mean being totally disgusting. I had jokingly tried to stop this, but he wouldn't. Naturally, I'm not going to put him at more risk, but I did tell him that he didn't seem stressed enough and threatened to crank things up prematurely. We called that a "modified" protocol. :)

[Ms. Flukey]

It's Arizona. You need a tank, a bomb robot, and 40 deputies. Oh, and what-his-name with the bad ponytail.

[funny man]

It wasn't exactly clear if this was the Kevin Johnson who plays for Cleveland or if this was a different Kevin Johnson. The linking coulda have been automatic,
as we know robots don;t think they just work or they don't. No middle ground.

In any case, Johnson is an idiot. If he has a real fear and anxiety about knee swats with a magazine, next time he should take greyhound. No chance of
sleeping magazines there.

[ScottMGS]

She should have explained that it was either magazine tapping on the knee or hot coffee poured in the crotchal area.

[nursecindy]

What did he want her to do? Kiss him on the cheek and tell him how wonderful he is? Next time she should use a little baseball bat.

[MOTW]

Air horn, cow bell, submarine chief yelling DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! with the alarm going a-WOO-ga! a-WOO-ga!

[DrPat]

No need for hot coffee pouring, Scott - she could have just dipped his hand into a nice warm bowl of water... after the "fasten seat belts" sign was lit, of course.

[mudstuffin in klumbus]

nice one, ms. thwacker-weasle.