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April 03, 2012

THEY REACHED THEIR PEAK OF SEXINESS WHEN THEY PASSED OUT

Researchers found that the more people drank, the higher they rated themselves on the sexy scale.

(Thanks to many people)

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Story quote: "Those who didn't think they'd been drinking alcohol, even if they had, rated themselves loser."

Finally, truth in a scientific study?

I've also learned that I'm a much better singer and dancer after a couple of drinks. I'm a lot friendlier too.

REALLY! WOW! I'll bet that cost a lot to find out.

Good Grief!

"If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"

Worst pick up line I've ever heard: Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my dreams every night.

My most efficient line: "Hey baby, want to get laid?"

9/10 times they said "No", with varying levels of forcefulness. But quickly. But that 1/10...

Who better than the French to measure the effects of alcohol on self image?

Of course it makes you sexy-- I saw it in a beer ad on TV. It formerly also worked for smoking.

*SMACKS* wiredog.

It's known as beer mirrors.

I feel pretty
Oh sho pretty

Will this self esteem raising elixir be in our schools next ? Oh never mind.....

and studies also prove that rich people have more money than poor ones. duh.

Reaching the Peak of Sexiness in Geographical Terms: An erotic study of high aspirations, an alternative to actually climbing Everest or getting out of bed at all for that matter and stuff.

Cindy, I'm guessing you heard that line on television, because I can't imagine it actually working. But if we are talking about made up lines, here's one I never tried.

You might be cuter than your mother. Want to come to my place and find out?

The study is actually more interesting than the article made it seem. Because it wasn't the alcohol that had an effect, it was haw drunk the person thought they were. Which I think is weird.

Also, the more they liked Jerry Lewis movies, which French scientists were at a loss to explain.

This study explains Right Said Fred and adds a new line to the song:

"I'm too sexy to drive, too sexy to drive and get home alive."

I never said it didn't work Elon!

A 2 at 10 is a 10 at 2.

Layz' ... who can stay awake 'til 2?

*dreamin' about n'cin' in a track suit ... *

*shnork*!

There are those among us who do not drink, simply because they can use every inhibition they can dig up.
Thank goodness.

Oh sho pretty, and witty, and.....

Oh, wait.....

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