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April 20, 2012

THERE IS NOTHING LOWER THAN A PENGUIN THIEF

Friends 'broke into zoo, stripped to their underwear to swim with dolphins before stealing a penguin'

You will never guess what was involved.

(Thanks to Catherine Cottrell, who says, "Back in my day, we used to get drunk and steal road signs.") (Also thanks to Anil Haji)

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I think I saw "Stolen Penguins" open fer Shamu & the Killer Whales ...

Swimming with the mammals.

Maybe they need the penguins to protect themselves from Newt Gingrich.

The fiends! Even a criminal like the Penguin has rights.

Kowalski! Private! Rico! Rico? Uh-oh.

Catherine, back in my day we use to get drunk and shoot at the road signs.

10 things you can do with a stolen penguin...

aw, I got nothing!

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