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April 18, 2012

THERE ARE NONE IN NEW JERSEY?

Jeffrey Lloyd of Fairfield Township confesses to crossing state lines to steal panties, police say

(Thanks to Barbara A)

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I will resist the urge to post the link to crossing estate lions with two gulls for immortal porpoises.

*snork* from the article's comments:

learn3drive April 18, 2012 at 8:03AM

Ever since their only hits "She Drives Me Crazy" and "Good Thing", lead singer of the Fine Young Cannonballs has resorted to a life of stealing laundry...

Lucretia G April 18, 2012 at 8:42AM

I think you meant Cannibals.


Didn't Fine Young Cannonballs open for the Sex Pistols?

They caught him by the skid marks left by his getaway car.

"We’re not too happy with the media right now ..."

How many times have we heard that comment, when folks' behavior patterns are revealed, and deemed to be outside the lines of social propriety? (Rhetorical question.)

"...admitted to stealing pairs of women’s underwear, which he revealed were still stuffed down the front of his pants.

I heard WalMart is selling the panties in their
"marked down" and "low slice price" section...

there were no panties left in the state he was from? huh?

Have you seen Jersey Shore? No telling what disease you might get from stolen panties in New Jersey.

(cellmate) What are you in for?

(dude) Interstate panty raid.

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