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April 28, 2012

THE FORCE CAUGHT UP WITH HIM

Obiwan Kenobi Arrested In Roseville Hit-And-Run

(Thanks to Renee the First)

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That is definitely the nerd you are looking for.

Arrested I am.

If mom pays his bail, he'll be back in her basement in no time.

By my math he was born before Star Wars came out, so there's no blaming Mommy and Daddy for this one, is there?

Wait... He tried to merge between two cars that were stopped? Musta thought he was levitating one of them out of the way.

Trust the farce, Luke!

When you get older, the Force comes and goes. Like
gas.


Nice touch with the shaven head and beard. No one would ever guess you're really 184...

There is no try. There is only do or deep doo-doo. Hmmm - looks like the latter.

"This is not the green Toyota you're looking for".

Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational Police Station!

I wonder if he shaves his Wookie?

Alec Guinness has not aged youthened well.

The Millenium Camry ain't skinny enough and couldn't make light speed either.

It wasn't hard. His car has no tires.

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