THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Now: Exploding deer.

(Thanks to Sharon Chapman)

Comments

[Not My Usual Alias]

I always wondered why so many deer heads are put up people's homes. Now I know why.

[wiredog]

Semi-related item:
Obliterating Animal Carcasses With Explosives

[Just Some Guy]

Paul Bunyan had exploding deer troubles. He solved them by leaving out troughs of soapy dishwater. The deer drank the water, and when they exploded, they blew up like big bubbles and floated away. Rumor has it you can still see some of them floating around the Northwest Territories, occasionally dipping low enough to graze.

[DrPat]

The secret is: before the deer explodes, you have to get a condom on him...

'Cause you know those bucks all lie about having had vasecomies!

[Ms. Flukey]

Didn't Exploding Deer open for Ted Nugent?

[Not My Usual Alias]

Ms. Flukey --
I think Ted opened up a lot of deer

[Ralph]

Technically, the deer didn't explode; they irrupted.

Picky, picky.

[padraig]

Key advice:

• "There's the old wives' tale that they don't like human pee so we tried that; my husband did. It didn't work."

Maybe her husband just needs to eat more asparagus.

[Wolfsong]

"Your garden is their feast. Your lawns are their bathrooms. They stop traffic, they jump over fences and they're reproducing like mad. They're also creatures of habit, so if they find a cushy spot to munch on your tulips, you can bet on seeing them every morning."

Sounds waaaay too much like the little furry bastards squirrels to be a coincidence. They've recruited the deer.....

*cue theremin music*

[wiredog]

you can bet on seeing them every morning.
Just be ready on the first day of hunting season...

[O the Umanity]

The "deer guy" got it right ... hunting is the most effective and cheapest way to handle such a problem ... in Nodak, a few of the larger towns with similar problems have "archery hunting" allowed in deer-infested parks and such ... seems to help ... and no loud shooting noises ...

Rather than condoms, I'd suggest an Elastrator program ... if y'all can get the deer to stand still for it ... (tranquilizer dart guns will be necessary) ...

Wiredog ... WTG, USDA ... offer a plan to allow folks to use explosives!!! WAIT! How much plastic would be needed for a squirrel?

[funny man]

Syracuse, NY -- Your garden is their feast. Your lawns are their bathrooms. They stop traffic, they jump over fences and they're reproducing like mad.

For a second, I thought I was reading about the cast of Jersey Shore.

[max]

It happens sometimes. PeopleDeer just explode. Natural causes.

**Do I have to turn in my geezer card for knowing a movie from the last half of the twentieth century?**

[queensbee]

they blowed up reaaaaal good.

[queensbee]

and p.s. been to syracuse?? this could be real excitin there!

[Glen Tibaldeo]

Guess they had too much Elka Selzer.

[Loudmouth]

Deer fear...need queer deer. Onadagamatopoeia.

[Omniskeptic]

The dread IUD or Improvised Ungulate Device.

"Oh, Mother, don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day." Cleese.