SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR THE OREGON STATE HIGHWAY DEPARTMENT

How do you move a bunch of frozen cows stuck inside a cabin at 11,000 feet?

(Thanks to Claire Martin, funny man and jon harris)

Comments

[nursecindy]

For some reason, after reading the link, I thought the cows were stuck in the cabin of an airplane. Is there anything you guys won't try to blow up?

[Elon]

"The idea to blow them up with explosives has been tossed around by officials, but with the high fire danger and current ban on prescribed burns, that scheme may not be feasible."

Poppycock! Blowing things sky high is always feasible.

[funny man]

"Motor vehicles are banned..."
by whom?

What about getting a temporary permit? They want us
common citizens to do that, so why can't they?

If they don't move them while they are still frozen,
bugs, maggots, and smells will Invade the valley.

Maybe you could get Limbaugh and Christie in their to
BBQ ( and eat) em???

[David Emery]

What could go wrong? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFwxH3PPWiU

[Steve]

One common problem in a rural health department was dealing with cows that had wandered onto train tracks and were then too trusting that the train would stop.
After the third or fourth call to the train office in one month to have them remove a dead cow, the manager snapped at me, "Why don't you find out who owns the stupid cow and have him remove that carcass?"
"Would you claim it if it were yours?" I said. "I know darn well who the tracks belong to."
"We'll send someone."

[Ralph]

Very like a whale....

[max]

One word, Barbeque.

[Meanie the Blue]

Genuine Bangus Beef.

[ligirl]

'A Very Special Kardashian Winter Vacation' ends tragically

[Guin]

"The Cows of Conundrum" is rumored to be one of Sartre's lost plays.

[wingnut]

This is why you have to close the door behind you, people. How many times do I have to remind you?

[Clankie]

Do whatever you have to do, but make sure Clara Peller sees them first.

[Wolfsong]

There's a place called Conundrum Hot Springs? And they have frozen cows 11,000 feet in the air?

Wow....sorta like one a those weird haunted towns in Maine that Stephen King keeps inventing.....

Now I'm scared.....

[Cat]

What about all those cats on the internets? The ones that can has cheezburgers?

[wiredog]

"the cows are beginning to defrost" Wasn't that line in a Ridley Scott movie? Or am I thinking of a different Ridley?

[Omniskeptic]

"The cadets tell 7NEWS they initially thought they stumbled upon a sleeping bear."

They were way confused. Sleeping Bear is in Michigan.

[DrPat]

Explosives: think of it as high-speed barbeque.