SOON WE WILL HAVE NO CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS LEFT
(Thanks to jon harris, Craig Roberts and Chuck Cody)
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April 26, 2012
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Man, this case is a thriller.
Posted by: Elon | April 26, 2012 at 01:21 PM
I think we ought to let him tell HIStory.
Posted by: markhh | April 26, 2012 at 01:46 PM
Man, why do everybody wanna be startin' somethin'?
Posted by: wiredog | April 26, 2012 at 02:07 PM
Did he lose all color in his face?
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | April 26, 2012 at 02:14 PM
I'm surprised a 30 year old even knew what the moonwalk was. The only dance I know from the 80's is the Electric Slide and I'm still pretty awesome when I do it. Especially after a few adult beverages. Not that I'm tooting my own horn or anything.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 26, 2012 at 02:28 PM
Cindy, I actually don't know. I mean, I know who Michael Jackson was and I've seen clips, but I actually have no idea what dance he actually did. In my head, I always picture him sort of doing a Neil Armstrong impression, bouncing around there.
Posted by: Elon | April 26, 2012 at 02:45 PM
But maybe those 5 years between him and me make the difference.
Posted by: Elon | April 26, 2012 at 02:48 PM
Man, it is getting harder and harder to cast people for the Cirque du Soleil Michael Jackson tour.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | April 26, 2012 at 03:01 PM
Sounds like that dude has watched "Back To The Future III" a few too many times.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | April 26, 2012 at 03:11 PM
Hey, could have been worse. It might have been the Macarena...or Copacabana.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 26, 2012 at 03:22 PM
Gosh, that was one Smooth Criminal!
Posted by: PirateBoy | April 26, 2012 at 04:25 PM
Ah, but in order for it to be legal you have to make sure the moonwalker has one glove on. Two gloves or no gloves, and it is illegal to force someone to moonwalk at gunpoint. Because of that oversight I suspect alcohol was involved.
Posted by: max | April 26, 2012 at 04:39 PM
Had it been me ordered to moonwalk, I would have been shot dead.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | April 26, 2012 at 04:51 PM
At least he wasn't forced to "Beat It."
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | April 26, 2012 at 05:09 PM
Isn't that how most of us were taught to dance... at gunpoint ?
Posted by: Clankie | April 26, 2012 at 05:28 PM
Yeah, I'd be dead.
And I still couldn't dance.
I have perfect rhythm so long as it's just me in the shower.
Posted by: Steve | April 26, 2012 at 08:41 PM
Nope...I'm pretty sure Jefferson settled for the "well-ordered militia". The "Moonwalk on Demand" clause didn't make it into the final draft, having been strenuously objected to by Button Gwinnet.
Posted by: Betsy | April 26, 2012 at 09:37 PM
This is causing me to rethink my opposition to the death penalty.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | April 27, 2012 at 08:44 AM
Do ya wanna dance and hold my hand, or get shot, whichever?
Posted by: MikeyVA | April 27, 2012 at 09:53 AM
Very lucky, Couldda been Blood on th Dancefloor
Posted by: funny man | April 27, 2012 at 09:53 AM