SOMEBODY IS NOT GETTING LUCKY ANY TIME SOON
Hunter thinks he hears a pig, shoots his girlfriend
(Thanks to Ellie Brecher, jon harris and bill Hudgins)
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April 23, 2012
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...thus opening up the market for Floridian bacon -- similar to Canadian bacon, but made from actual Floridians.
Posted by: Dan S. | April 23, 2012 at 03:41 PM
Gun shot wounds to both legs? Wut, did just keep shootin' after he heard her screaming?
Posted by: random thunking | April 23, 2012 at 03:42 PM
Was the woman wearing red? I mean, before she was shot.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | April 23, 2012 at 03:53 PM
This happened in what state?
Posted by: enauder titsoff | April 23, 2012 at 04:23 PM
BBQ!
Posted by: Just Some Guy | April 23, 2012 at 04:34 PM
This reminds me of the sad story of a guy's body they found in his own backyard...shot 10 times. The police checked with his octagenarian neighbor who didn't know anything about the shooting, but did shoot about 10 times at a woodchuck on the part of his property....facing his neighbors yard.
Posted by: LeDud | April 23, 2012 at 04:35 PM
Honey, does this camo vest make me look fat?
Posted by: JD | April 23, 2012 at 04:38 PM
Ladies, he's single, again! Or soon! Course ya might have to wait five years or so, depending on the courts.
Posted by: funny man | April 23, 2012 at 04:40 PM
So his excuse "I'm sorry, honey, I thought you were a hog" didn't work? Go figure.
Posted by: Betsy | April 23, 2012 at 04:53 PM
Hunter thinks he hears a pig
Doo-dah, doo-dah
Shoots his girlfriend in the leg
Oh, doo-dah day
Gonna ruin my night -
Gonna ruin my day....
Bet my money she's a gonna nag:
Somebody ain't gettin' laid
Posted by: ligirl | April 23, 2012 at 04:59 PM
Betsy, the actual conversation went probably like this:
Steven: "Honey, I'm soooo sorry! I thought you were a pig!"
Lisa: "Honey, I'm even sorrier that you ARE a pig!"
Posted by: frodolives | April 23, 2012 at 05:10 PM
And here I thot Minnesnowta wuz the only state where they took "sound shots" durin' huntin' season ... mebbe these wuz Snowbirds who moved to Fla?
Posted by: O the Umanity | April 23, 2012 at 05:45 PM
"Aw, Honey, I've axed you a dozen times not to snort so loud on a hog hunt."
Posted by: Curtis E Flush | April 23, 2012 at 07:08 PM
Did he ask her to dance first?
Posted by: nursecindy | April 23, 2012 at 07:22 PM
If you can't talk your way out of that one, you shouldn't be an ex-President.
Posted by: Clankie | April 23, 2012 at 08:13 PM
She would have been much better off if he hadn't gutted her after shooting her!
Posted by: PirateBoy | April 23, 2012 at 08:48 PM
He asked her if she was game and she said yes.
Posted by: poker | April 23, 2012 at 09:25 PM
He was overheard on gurney singing, " I like fatback and I cannot lie..."
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 24, 2012 at 06:55 AM
Has anybody checked with Ted Nugent for an alibi?
And did you see that Ted was convicted of shooting too many bears in one year in Alaska? Not kidding. As far as I can determine (if you accept quantum theory, anyway) there's no law to prevent bears from eating Ted more often than once a year. Kind of like Prometheus and the eagle.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | April 24, 2012 at 02:32 PM
I mistook my wife for a hat once. Got some funny looks out on the street.
Posted by: Dmentd | April 24, 2012 at 08:24 PM