OOPS
Man Pays For Pizza With Meth By Mistake
(Thanks to Jay Brandes)
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April 13, 2012
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April 14, 2004
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• posted by Dave 08:48 AM
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We keep getting email from people, some of them irate, who want this blog to fix the clock, because apparently this blog is off by an hour. In response, we would like to say that: (1) We don't know how to fix the damn clock, and (2) If you are relying on this blog for the accurate time, or anything else that involves accuracy, then you are on the wrong blog. This blog is about issues. Thank you.
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You tell'em, Dave! Give 'em hell! :)
Posted by: Blogchik on April 14, 2004 08:50 AM
Posted by: Deon the History Monk | April 13, 2012 at 04:52 PM
OOPS! That was meant to sprinkle on the pizza.
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 13, 2012 at 05:20 PM
I only come here for the pizza.
Posted by: Clankie | April 13, 2012 at 05:21 PM
He ordered a "fresh" pizza?
As opposed to ... whut status? Day-old? Green around the edges? As much growth as scum on a swamp? Petrified?
Shoddy (and incomplete) reporting ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | April 13, 2012 at 05:24 PM
The meth was bad, but the real crime was that he ordered pineapple on his pizza!
Posted by: Dan S. | April 13, 2012 at 05:41 PM
Well, where I am, it's half-past a freckle.
Posted by: Steve | April 13, 2012 at 05:56 PM
Most of the pizza delivery drivers I know would have considered it a tip and not something to call the police about. I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto.
Posted by: max | April 13, 2012 at 06:02 PM
Doh!
I hate when I do that.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 13, 2012 at 06:18 PM
The tip that speeds up every delivery after. Pizza will be really hot.
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 13, 2012 at 06:34 PM
Meth, paper money. I can't tell the difference.
Posted by: MikeyVA | April 14, 2012 at 08:35 AM
Cahier: "Sir, that will be $8.89 please."
Guy: "Okay, here.."(hands paper squares not money...)
Cashier: "Sir, this is not money."
Guy: "Yes it is...it's okay, do the meth!"
[For our Alabama readers, a 'play" on the word "math".-Ed.]
Posted by: funny man | April 14, 2012 at 11:35 AM
Pizza must have been for a someone else.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | April 14, 2012 at 12:46 PM
I once accidentally dropped a pizza. It slid out of the box, and made a real meth on the sidewalk.
(Sorry, cheesy joke...)
Posted by: PirateBoy | April 14, 2012 at 02:40 PM