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Ketchup-covered homeless man bemoans tourist effect on Key West
(Thanks to Chuck Cody)
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April 15, 2012
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I will just venture a guess that if you put it to a vote the good people of Key West would decide that homeless guy covered in ketchup is even more of a problem than tourists. But it might be a close vote.
Posted by: wingnut | April 15, 2012 at 09:22 AM
sounds like he was having a condimental breakdown
Posted by: ligirl | April 15, 2012 at 09:27 AM
Well, when you're lying in the middle of the street covered in ketchup, contemplating the many injustices of life, and your flask is empty, what else can you do?
I'm sure that many other homeless people--especially those covered in ketchup--would agree with him. However, most of them just sleep it off.
And I'm sure he will entice current residents to stay there and outlaw tourists--or the homeless. Hey, when you are "mental" ya takes your chances.
Posted by: funny man | April 15, 2012 at 10:32 AM
Great. Now I'll have this running through my head...
Traffic wardens ticket dog
Doo-dah, doo-dah
Ketchup-covered homeless man
...all the live-long day.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | April 15, 2012 at 10:46 AM
So they put him in the cooler? I thought ketchup didn't need refrigeration.
Posted by: Ralph | April 15, 2012 at 12:20 PM
Hey, Mr. Language Person, shouldn't that be "Mrs. Blog and me? (Not literally me, of course, since I haven't been with Mrs. Blog [that you know of] but you, but of course in the first person since you are the one speaking.)
Posted by: Leonard | April 15, 2012 at 01:35 PM
Oscar Meyer was in Key West...?
Posted by: Clankie | April 15, 2012 at 02:00 PM
Here for example (continuing from a previous comment on taxaloonology, the science of classifying loonies) is a case where the identification is simple: a drunk.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | April 15, 2012 at 02:02 PM
They put ketchup on their homeless in the Conch Republic?
Becuz ... they DON'T taste like chicken?
Posted by: O the Umanity | April 15, 2012 at 02:54 PM
The mustard man must have gotten away.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | April 15, 2012 at 06:05 PM
ha ha ha, whoo! (wipes away tear of mirth) boy, those metally ill people sure are a hoot! i'm glad they are suffering for my entertainment!
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | April 16, 2012 at 10:08 AM
What's wrong with having ketchup on your buns and wienie? Where else would it go?
Posted by: EyeGore | April 16, 2012 at 10:29 AM
So this is what Rush Limbaugh does on weekends!
Posted by: AgentX | April 16, 2012 at 01:08 PM
He was charged with a "miss-da-wiener".
Posted by: bonmot | April 16, 2012 at 05:34 PM