NOW HE'S GOING TO CLOG UP THE COURT SYSTEM
Man attempted to rob three banks with a toilet plunger
(Thanks to Chuck Cody and funny man)
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April 13, 2012
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Robber: Give me the money!
Teller: Isn't that a toilet plunger?
Robber: A What? No it is a rifle
Teller: Look buddy, I know a toilet plunger when I see one and I am looking at one right now.
Robber: No, no no, it is a rifle, a special kind
Teller: Ok, then shoot it over there.
Robber: Bang!
Teller: YOU made that noise with your mouth!
Robber: I Never!
Teller: Yes you did! I heard you!
Robber: I was yawning!
Posted by: MikeyVA | April 13, 2012 at 11:08 AM
He DROPPED the weapon inside the bank?
Incompetent (in more ways than one)!
If he hadn't, he could've had a shoot-out with the LEOs when they chased him ...
(And Kudos -- not the candy type -- to this "source" for identifyin' the locale as "Utica, NY" ... instead of thinkin' everyone in the world knows where they are.)
Posted by: O the Umanity | April 13, 2012 at 11:24 AM
Incontinent more like.
Posted by: MikeyVA | April 13, 2012 at 11:32 AM
Nice Pythonesque moment, Mikey.
The guy is clearly a criminal mastermind of the waste kind.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 13, 2012 at 11:42 AM
"you put all that money in a bag, or I'll unstop your toilet" isn't the most persuasive thing to say...
Posted by: funny man | April 13, 2012 at 11:44 AM
P'haps he wuz considerin' that old bank-robber advice ... "When plannin' a heist, get yer poop in a group."
Posted by: O the Umanity | April 13, 2012 at 11:59 AM
so is it now a plumber's 'helper' or an 'accessory'?
Posted by: ligirl | April 13, 2012 at 12:01 PM
Is he a Lawn Rangers reject?
Posted by: Ralph | April 13, 2012 at 12:28 PM
"Unstop, thief!"
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 13, 2012 at 01:52 PM
Har! @ MtB (again, as usual) ...
Yup ... he's plunged into a life of crime ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | April 13, 2012 at 02:19 PM
'n its usually the other way around - first, he unstops the toilet, then he takes all yer money.
Posted by: Shark Tooth John | April 13, 2012 at 03:05 PM
Most robbers say, "This is loaded and I know how to use it!"
This guy, of course, says, "I'm loaded and I think this is used!"
Posted by: Steve | April 13, 2012 at 06:17 PM
the robber though he could "siphon" funds. But the bank vault was locked and the tellers laughed at him!
Posted by: fuuny man | April 14, 2012 at 11:47 AM