MEANWHILE IN THE HELLHOLE THAT IS FLATHEAD COUNTY

1:44 p.m. Reportedly, an injured duck was being picked on by other ducks at Woodland Park.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Comments

[MikeyVA]

Yes, Dave you are right. I wouldn't go to Flathead County without driving an Abrams tank and with a Brigade of troops!

Worse than Somalia!

[MikeyVA]

Bullying in the Anatidae family!

[queensbee]

duck and cover!
(and sign on for the geezer bus)

[Punkin]

Duck, duck, duck, GOOSE!!

[Jeff Meyerson]

"There once was an ugly duckling..."

[Cheesewiz]

This must be where Norman Rockwell retired.

[John Madden]

Why Hollywood isn't making movies out of the many exciting reports coming from Flathead is beyond me.

Ya gotta get all your ducks in a row, see, and if they
attack, send in the National Guard.

[funny man]

Next: The senator from Flathead proposes a five year study of duck-bullying.

[LeDud]

I wonder what would've happened if Napoleon, Genghis Kahn, or Alexandar the Great had rolled into Flathead Co. ? PBS special ?

[wiredog]

I wonder what the ducks know about the egging incident? Maybe they need to be restrained with duck tape.

[Coconuts]

"12:00 p.m. Reportedly, a 15-year-old was kicked out of his Grandma’s house for the eighth time after threatening and frightening her."

Note to Grandma: Get new locks.

[Horace LaBadie]

Aflac!

[O the Umanity]

Another report (on the same page) ... neighbor shooting @ exploding targets ... yeah, that's kinda fun ... but ... best not fergit how the neighbors might be a bit worried ...

Solution: Invite the neighbors over to share in the fun ...

[Clankie]

Duck on duck violence: America's secret shame.

[Elon]

They suspected fowl play.

[Omniskeptic]

They were drinking Cold Duck (if that's not a geezer reference, I don't know what is.)

[nursecindy]

I'll bet they wouldn't let him play any ducky games either.
Coconuts I agree about grandma. She also needs to grow a pair and kick the 15 year old boy's tail while she's kicking him out of her house.

[Head_Smashed_In]

Hmmm... I kinda read it as the 15-year-old who filed the report about mean ol' Grandma kicking him out for the umpteenth time. That seemed more Flathead-ish to me.

[max]

M. Madden:

12:37 p.m. A woman on Shady Lane reported that her ex-boyfriend attacked her with a shampoo bottle and hit her with his shoes.

reminded me of the end of this scene from this Hollywood Movie. (the very end, a long clip but I couldn't find a shorter one).

[nursecindy]

After reading these comments about the duck I think we could all be a little more sensitive. I heard he's really down.

[Not My Usual Alias]

If a duck goes to therapy, who pays the bill?

[Elon]

Cindy maybe a song would cheer him up?

[pogo]

Elron - Linkee no workee.

[Elon]

Better?

[nursecindy]

Good one Elon. Then he and his sweetie could go out and "get down" to this one.