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April 19, 2012

MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL REPORT

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you the Major League Baseball Report.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Update: Likewise the International News Briefing.

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Soounds like Colon's pitching rectum.

'...he’s so dangerous when the ball is up in the zone


wow - he really went deep

"The appearance at the consulate's gates of Wang bearing documents..."

Just proves the old diplomatic saying, "Beware of documents bearing wangs," or is it "Beware of wangs bearing documents"? Either way, this proves it.

Well at least it wasn't another "Whiff Of Colon" headline.

Colon pronounced, I think, "Cologne" pitched on the Yankees last year. As Head_Smashed_In wrote, sportscasters make way too many name-based puns.

Again we have the problem of two different stories combined in one post.

It's never good when Wang and Colon collide.

As an Astro fan, all I request is that we never have to play in whatever that is in South Florida and I somebody give all 4 fans a gun so they can shoot the rotating pinatas.


Doc Rick

(I'm not dead and I"m coming back soon)

Fastball was a little up and away. I meant "and that somebody give all 4 fans...."

OT/ But RIP Levon Helm /OT

Wang never met Colon. However, Conan (O'Brian) has been trying to book her. I can see where the confusion began.

(It began when I got up today...)

Doc!

Thought Colon shines were called Uranus auroras.

"Shining Colon" wbagn etc.....

Wang affair? Did Clinton sneak back into the White House?

the colon had a body wax? If not, how was it 'shining'?


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