IT'S WHIMSICAL *AND* HYGIENIC
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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April 16, 2012
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Gotta be a good idea, innit?
Of course, to avoid transfer of diseases, they'll hafta change the decor after every trip up or down ...
(Gotta reiterate, sorry: The Brits ... no thot processes anywhere near the realm of reality ... )
Posted by: O the Umanity | April 16, 2012 at 10:30 AM
Let's hope one can tell which have been licked which have not.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | April 16, 2012 at 10:31 AM
or have had boogers smeared on...
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | April 16, 2012 at 10:48 AM
So this is a mix between Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and The Great Glass Elevator.
Posted by: ScottMGS | April 16, 2012 at 10:59 AM
Back before my dad retired he'd travel around the world to science (SCIENCE!) conferences and for research. He said that the best way to keep your immune system up to date was to go to the airport once a week and lick a banister.
Posted by: ScottMGS | April 16, 2012 at 11:00 AM
I thought the English pooped in their elevators. Pardon me, "lifts."
Posted by: padraig | April 16, 2012 at 11:06 AM
What could possibly go wrong? And how long before the first lawsuit?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 16, 2012 at 11:13 AM
Clearly the decline of the English Empire has a lot further to go.
Posted by: Clankie | April 16, 2012 at 11:18 AM
Beware of the Cookie Monster.
Posted by: Ralph | April 16, 2012 at 11:42 AM
Mebbe so, Clankie ... but this little adventure in idiocy should thin the herd quite a bit ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | April 16, 2012 at 12:08 PM
If I remember my childhood correctly, Gene Wilder thought of this first.
Posted by: Elon | April 16, 2012 at 01:27 PM
Let's see, is the exact center of this "lift" as far as I can get from the walls?
Maybe if I levitated?
Hit "down", please.
Posted by: Steve | April 16, 2012 at 01:28 PM
*Looks at copyright date*
And by my childhood, I apparently mean my mother's.
Posted by: Elon | April 16, 2012 at 01:30 PM
I agree Steve. I don't even like to push the buttons on an elevator so there is no way I would lick one. Can this be far behind?
Posted by: nursecindy | April 16, 2012 at 02:25 PM
I always wondered what the far left meant when it called someone a "running dog lickspittle lackey," and now I know.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | April 16, 2012 at 03:00 PM
"The snozzberries taste like real snozzberries!"
Or something like that, almost as good as fizzy lifting drink, they'll think of that next.
Posted by: Annie in Texas | April 16, 2012 at 03:28 PM
A lickable rest room ?
Posted by: LeDud | April 16, 2012 at 04:30 PM
Sometimes a lick while getting the shaft can be a good thing . . .
Jus' sayin'.
Posted by: bonmot | April 16, 2012 at 05:29 PM