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April 13, 2012

IT'S PROBABLY JUST A GREEN, GLOWING WHALE

The Republican-American of Waterbury reports that a person driving in Litchfield at about 2 a.m. Tuesday reported that a green, glowing object the size of a whale fell from the sky and crashed into Bantam Lake.

(Thanks to R & L Stevenson and funny man)

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Dragon poop?

Was it accompanied by a bowl of petunias?

It was just another publicity stunt by radio magnate Arthur Carlson, who told UPI that "Honest to god, I
thought whales could fly!"

"The size of a whale" is a bit vague ... Humpback? Pygmy Killer? There's a lot of difference in the size of those critters ...

This may have happened before:

By th' mass, and ’tis like a camel indeed.
Methinks it is like a weasel.
It is backed like a weasel.
Or like a whale.
Very like a whale.

(Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 2)

Wiredog, don't you think that's rather improbable?

DrPat, I think it's infinitely improbable.

Oh, no ... not again.

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