IT'S PROBABLY JUST A GREEN, GLOWING WHALE
The Republican-American of Waterbury reports that a person driving in Litchfield at about 2 a.m. Tuesday reported that a green, glowing object the size of a whale fell from the sky and crashed into Bantam Lake.
(Thanks to R & L Stevenson and funny man)

Dragon poop?
Posted by: padraig | April 13, 2012 at 10:42 AM
Was it accompanied by a bowl of petunias?
Posted by: wiredog | April 13, 2012 at 11:04 AM
It was just another publicity stunt by radio magnate Arthur Carlson, who told UPI that "Honest to god, I
thought whales could fly!"
Posted by: funny man | April 13, 2012 at 11:13 AM
"The size of a whale" is a bit vague ... Humpback? Pygmy Killer? There's a lot of difference in the size of those critters ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | April 13, 2012 at 11:48 AM
This may have happened before:
By th' mass, and ’tis like a camel indeed.
Methinks it is like a weasel.
It is backed like a weasel.
Or like a whale.
Very like a whale.
(Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 2)
Posted by: Ralph | April 13, 2012 at 12:17 PM
Wiredog, don't you think that's rather improbable?
Posted by: DrPat | April 13, 2012 at 01:01 PM
DrPat, I think it's infinitely improbable.
Posted by: wiredog | April 13, 2012 at 02:17 PM
Oh, no ... not again.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 13, 2012 at 03:06 PM