IT WOULD DEFINITELY SHAKE US
Synthetic whale vomit could shake perfume industry
(Thanks to The Perts)
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April 06, 2012
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'Thar She Blows' wbagnf whale vomit perfume
Posted by: ligirl | April 06, 2012 at 05:08 PM
Women. Demand real whale vomit. Accept no substitutes.
Posted by: Ross | April 06, 2012 at 05:08 PM
What humpback?
Posted by: Marty Feldman | April 06, 2012 at 05:15 PM
I saw Synthetic Whale Vomit open for Brutal Scrotum Attack.
Great show.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 06, 2012 at 07:24 PM
$50/gram? Have ye seen the white whale vomit?
Posted by: Ralph | April 06, 2012 at 07:44 PM
I just wonder, could I make more money picking up whale vomit or flogging my dolphin?
Posted by: wingnut | April 06, 2012 at 10:06 PM
I wore drunk girl vomit once.
But not by choice.
Posted by: Wolfsong | April 06, 2012 at 10:32 PM
Synthetic? Is this some kind of gag?
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 06, 2012 at 10:32 PM
I am definitely shaken, too. Whale vomit, in the form of ambergris, has been a source of amusement to me for at least 4 decades. I would be loath to eschew further contact with ambergris, and the outrageous prices for such products as "eau de whale puke", sometimes commanding $50 per micro-milliliter, for a lab created substance which would be equally expensive. Authentic whale vomit, collected responsibly, should be the way to go. Insane environmentalists, and their equally insane research scientist counterparts should reach an amicable agreement by dueling with sabers in Lyon, France, or Aruba (using voodoo dolls).
Posted by: kmsmncm | April 07, 2012 at 01:00 AM
" Promise her anything, but give her whale vomit. "
Posted by: Clankie | April 07, 2012 at 08:23 AM
Thar she blooms!
Oh, and "Oiks! I've been kidnapped by Spammers!"
Posted by: Steve | April 07, 2012 at 09:50 AM
So I'm confused by the story...does whale vomit attract or repel whales? And what about sperm whales?
what exactly are they trying to harvest? And are women
so lonely that they need to attrack whales or sperm? Or is the goal to repel whales and/or sperm?
Love is a mystery and I'll just say thats for the hallibut.
Posted by: funny man | April 08, 2012 at 10:01 AM