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April 25, 2012

IT WAS IN MONTPELIER ALL ALONG

That elusive sexual will-o'-the-wisp, the G spot, has been found. It just wasn't where anyone had looked.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins and Wolfsong)

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It was found just north of F***ing.

Sure is a lot of traffic on that web site all of a sudden...

"And indeed, he reported, there it was – on the superior surface of the dorsal perineal membrane, about 16.5 millimeters from the upper part of the urethral opening."

Oh, THERE.

Time for a little hands on research...

Scientists invented a g-spot locator years ago. It's guaranteed to get you within 24 inches of your target, from then on, you're on your own.

I thought it was in a shoe store...

After looking at the picture I thought it was in the thumb. I was going to start shaking hands a lot more often.

Nope cindy, your best option is still a cheap clothes washer and an unbalanced load. And maybe a custom-built saddle.

Now I know why I could not find it in Paducah.

Good idea padraig. I've also heard that a riding lawn tractor can be effective. Not that I've ever tried it. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go cut my grass.

If you show me your superior surface of the dorsal perineal membrane I'll show you mine.

The surface of y'all's dorsal perineal membrane thinks it't SO superior!

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Hmmm, looks like it's near West Vagina.

Dang.
Well, I'm lost.

Can we really tryust these jokers. Dr. Lovelace claimed it was...umm... much higher.

I always thought it was in the shoe department.

They've tried for years to pin it down? Ouch, not very effective.

Yeah, you can tell all the scientists looking for it for years were MEN.
I've always known where mine was. I could have told them years ago and saved them all the trouble.

I think, if you're editing an article about somebody who claims to have found the G-spot, you should consider removing the phrase, "On the other hand ..." It just muddies the waters.

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