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April 21, 2012

IF HE DOESN'T DELIVER THE MONEY TO THE POOR IN 30 MINUTES, IT'S FREE

Man robs Pizza Pipeline at gun point, claims he's Robin Hood

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

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Makes perfect sense. Because King John and the Sheriff of Nottingham were famous for their pizza.

And Friar Tuck wuz noted fer his breadsticks ...

The people of the Netherlands must hate us and this kind of criminal behavior doesn't help our image one iota. In some parts of the Netherlands iota is rumored to mean Americans are morons.

Cannot trust the news, they told me Obama didn't approve the opening of the Pizza Pipeline.

Blind ambition and a lack of rectitude come to mind.

Sings Alan-a-Dale:
" So Robin Hood did bravely go
and liberate the pizza dough..."

I thought he had stolen pizzas for the poor. Max that's a Keystone comment. Congrats!

Yeah ... I s'pose he figgers it's "better for the economy" if we get all our pizzas frum India, Iran, or Pakistan, becuz the labor prices are a lot cheaper over there ... and he's been bought off by the pizza lobby ... free pepperoni with anchovies for life ...

Snork@Clankie!

Pizza Pipeline kinda sounds slow and sick, IYKWIM.

Anytime they pump something thru a pipeline, it gets
crude...as if pizza isn't oily enough?

And the suspect sounds like he works for that BIG pizza chain, the one that rhymes with gut, which is what too much of their pizza will give ya...

I think they must have misheard his muttered comment about robbin' da 'hood.

"Officers coule not locate the man..."

Isn't coule Italian for butt?

"Brave brave sir Robin,
Sir Robin ran away!"

Ok, doesn't exactly fit, but I'll use any excuse to quote Python......

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