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April 25, 2012


Investigators are trying to determine the cause of a fire that destroyed a business called Smoker’s Heaven in Aulac Sunday night.

(Thanks to The Perts)


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It was a BBQ store, right?

Darn those squirrels!

A three pipe problem.

Investigators believe, oh hell, you know, that stuff was involved ... that brown stuff ... no, not whiskey, you idiot. Oh, what is the word. There's a federal agency ... Alcohol, what's-its name, and Firearms. It'll come to me.

Damn ball lightning!

The CSI's would have cleared it by now, but they're busy investigating how an eye got poked out at the big Running With Scissors marathon.

I blame Global Warming.

With three hundreds types of tobacco ash, they will have no problem identifying the culprit.

*snork* at Horace, twice!

The answer is elementary.

By the time they arrived on the scene, large amounts of smoke were coming from the rear of the building, he said.

Gas buildup? WHenn I have smoke coming from my rear,
it's either because I had gas, or some really smokin'

Squirrels again? I bet they were trying to heat their nuts.

Altogether, the building is considered to be a total loss, Graves said.

The building is considered to be a total loss.

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