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Man attacked wife with Cheez-It snacks over Earth Day concert
(Thanks to funny man)
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Man attacked wife with Cheez-It snacks over Earth Day concert
(Thanks to funny man)
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I've been relying on the newspaper comics (geezer alert) to get my news on Earth Day. I was under the impression that it was this coming Sunday.
Part of me will die if I find out the comics aren't reliable, anymore.
Look at Blondie. She looks great for someone 186 years old. (disclaimer: not intended as a factual statement).
Now, that's reliability.
Posted by: Steve | April 18, 2012 at 03:53 PM
Well, the headline is kinda vaguely constructed ... not clear whether he attacked her BECUZ she had a box of cheeze-dealies, or he attacked her while usin' it as a weapon, or he attacked the box of cheeze-dealies by swingin' her around and smackin' the container with her, or the cheeze-dealies attacked him, and he save her life by fightin' it off ...
But the story made it a lot clearer ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | April 18, 2012 at 04:28 PM
Coming soon to a kitchen near you:
Posted by: Dan S. | April 18, 2012 at 04:52 PM
Good one Dan S. I remember my late father used to have a large pop and pretzels and CHEEZ-ITS as he sat down to watch 3 pro football games simultaneously. (3 tv sets)
Posted by: LeDud | April 18, 2012 at 05:17 PM
Eco terrorism. In a cracker.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | April 18, 2012 at 05:17 PM
Save the Earth. Eat the box too.
Posted by: Clankie | April 18, 2012 at 05:58 PM
Aha! I just checked an alternate and probably not-as-accurate source, Bing. Earth Day IS this coming Sunday.
The legendary reliability of the comics is confirmed.
Posted by: Steve | April 18, 2012 at 06:30 PM
Cheez-it! The cops!
Posted by: Omniskeptic | April 18, 2012 at 07:14 PM
Well played Omni, well played.
Posted by: max | April 18, 2012 at 10:34 PM