FURTHER EVIDENCE THAT GUYS ARE NOT FAR REMOVED FROM SALAMANDERS

When men see lady in red, they think she'll hop into bed

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Comments

[queensbee]

they would prefer to see woman in nothin, but red will do.

[random "world's most interesting man" thunking]

A lady in pink? I'll buy her a drink.
A lady in white? She'll stay out all night.
She walks like a duck? She wants to ... oh look, something shiny.

[Dan S.]

... 'specially if it's red pajamas.

[Ms. Flukey]

I once had a guy friend give a very detailed explanation of what color clothing on a woman represents. Then I turned to my girlfriend and asked her what she wears to a club. She replied, "Whatever's clean.", thereby reducing his theory to dust.

[ligirl]

When men see lady in red,
They think she'll hop into bed
The French did concur
that Sex will occur!
butt
Don't let it come to a get to your head

[Ralph]

By "salamanders" I assume you are referring to the Red-Spotted Newt, which has been known to hop into bed with multiple mates, until he suddenly got religion.

[Betsy]

There once girl who wore red
Expecting to end up in bed.
Til her boyfriend explained
That fine-tuning remained:
Woolen underwear kills the mood dead.

[O the Umanity]

Red is exciting ... also has other connotations, such as "power" (strength?) ...

I recall an item of years ago, and sumbuddy in the insurance industry claimed that RED cars are in more accidents than any other single color ... it din't mention gender of drivers, but I'd guess either one might have "aggressive" or "reckless" tendencies moreso in a red convertible, than in the old calf-turd brown sedan of Dad's ...

Heck, guys get excited by the color red ... look at El Toro ...

Guys even get excited by blood (if they don't faint) ... even if it's their own ...

"Hold mah beeah and watch me make that artery squirt CLEAR ACROSS THE ROOM!"

[Theresa]

I love the color red. I however have always thought it referred to power or strength like the post above.

[Curtis E Flush]

Oh,dear. After a study like that, we're in for a rash of size XXXXL cherry red spandex sightings, I fear.

[nursecindy]

Women in white, blue and green were judged to be less attractive than women in red, in that order.
That's strange. I usually have a pretty good reaction from men when I wear my white hose, white uniform dress, and white heels.

[PirateBoy]

NC? I like nothing better! :)

[HogsAteMySister]

Wearing red also might have something to do with them getting shot during wild hog hunts.

[Elon]

Cindy, you tried wearing a red uniform?

[Loudmouth]

That little black French nurse outfit is a hit, too.

Woman in red...she'd do me...WHAT???...

Delusion is a wonderful thing.

[Omniskeptic]

When men see (a) lady in red,
They think (that) she'll hop into bed
'Cause these men are prix
Who think with their dix
Not the organ that lives in their head.

(Words in parentheses added to improve scansion.)

[O the Umanity]

Scansion ... wuzn't that the name of the three hockey-playin' brothers in Slap Shot ... ?

[Omniskeptic]

Scansion, NJ, is actually a sister city of Phuket and Boring.