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April 29, 2012

FATHER'S DAY IS COMING

Don't get him another bottle of cologne.

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(Thanks to Catherine)

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Stealth boat, eh?

Wonder if it'd help me sneak up on the Walleyes ...

Does it come complete with Teri Hatcher and Michele Yeoh?

Forget it. You're getting a tie.

$190,000 or $190 million? Have you no shame, sir? What are you hiding?
Wait, where'd he go?

You know, kids, my old hovercraft IS kinda beat up...

So in the 80s the Navy decided to see if the design of the CSS Virginia (A.K.A. Merrimack) was stealthy enough for modern warfare. It looks like they decided it wasn't.

My hovercraft is full of eels. (Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge.)

Either from The Spy Who Loved Me or Tomorrow Never Dies, right???

The package includes a floating dry dock big enough to completely submerge the other craft.

Perfect gift for the evil genius dad with everything in his volcano lair. Minions and lackeys extra.

Personally I'd prefer Ursala Undress.

LM --
But with your own drydock, you go partially submerged.

Barbara Bach went down on, err, WITH Bond in "The Spy Who Loved Me"...Very effective use of curves there...

I heard they raised the Hunley.

Seriously, for the price, this has to be the cheapest experimental thingy the government has ever purchased.

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