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April 13, 2012

FATHER'S DAY IS COMING

Time to visit the SpudgunTechnology Center.

(Thanks to jon harris)

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I saw the Pneumatic Artillery Pieces at SxSW a couple years ago.

I think I'll wait until they come out with a Laser Spudgun model ...

hmmmm

do sweet potatoes work? 'cuz with a silencer on it you'd have

'the silence of the yams'

*OIG! That's quite a stretch, ligirl ... good werk!*

♪ You say "potato"
 I say "Fire!" ♫

Optional equipment includes a fire engine that sprays gravy.

We regret to announce the death of Mr. "Salty" Potato-Head, who gave his life up so some pervert could get his jollies with a spud cannon.

Surviving Salty were his wife and two sons, Goldie and Russet, "Spicy", a daughter and the family farm.

Salty will be dismembered and sent to a McDonalds where he will be processed, fried and buried in a
common sewer. It was his last will and testament, as
he often told others to "Bite me".

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