DO NOT MESS WITH WOMEN
'It has affected me - I was watching Jaws the other night but had to turn over,' he said
(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)
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April 19, 2012
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"Scroll down for video"
Um, no thanks, I'm good.
Posted by: padraig | April 19, 2012 at 10:24 AM
Late breaking update. Heard from the Bath scene.
"I say old chap. I do believe you have bloody left a three inch gash in me penis."
Posted by: manual tomato | April 19, 2012 at 10:38 AM
Guys, she's available!
Well, after he term is served....
Ladies, He's available but cautious.
Posted by: Henny Youngman | April 19, 2012 at 10:55 AM
'I have now got a scar on it - I will show anybody.
No thanks, I'm good.
Posted by: funny man | April 19, 2012 at 10:56 AM
OK ... so apparently this behavior is sumwhut unsurprising in Britain ... as is their tendency to split infinitives and not punctuate photo cutlines ... classy ... on both fronts ...
/end sarcastic mode -- for now
Posted by: O the Umanity | April 19, 2012 at 11:02 AM
Her mistake was consuming an entire bottle of wine beforehand. She should have saved some to wash it down.
Posted by: mazar larry | April 19, 2012 at 12:24 PM
Mebbe he could open a branch of Nathan's across the pond? Vincent's Hot Dogs ... nah ... Lorena Bobbit already tried that ... din't sell very well ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | April 19, 2012 at 01:07 PM
Reminds me of one night on our honeymoon in the Bahamas when I suddenly realized that there really were sharks in those waters.
Why this was an issue I will leave unexplained.
Posted by: Steve | April 19, 2012 at 10:13 PM
Funny thing is, when they were a couple he couldn't get her to touch the thing
Posted by: wingnut | April 19, 2012 at 11:13 PM