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April 19, 2012

DO NOT MESS WITH WOMEN

'It has affected me - I was watching Jaws the other night but had to turn over,' he said

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

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"Scroll down for video"

Um, no thanks, I'm good.

Late breaking update. Heard from the Bath scene.

"I say old chap. I do believe you have bloody left a three inch gash in me penis."

Guys, she's available!

Well, after he term is served....


Ladies, He's available but cautious.

'I have now got a scar on it - I will show anybody.

No thanks, I'm good.

OK ... so apparently this behavior is sumwhut unsurprising in Britain ... as is their tendency to split infinitives and not punctuate photo cutlines ... classy ... on both fronts ...

/end sarcastic mode -- for now

Her mistake was consuming an entire bottle of wine beforehand. She should have saved some to wash it down.

Mebbe he could open a branch of Nathan's across the pond? Vincent's Hot Dogs ... nah ... Lorena Bobbit already tried that ... din't sell very well ...

Reminds me of one night on our honeymoon in the Bahamas when I suddenly realized that there really were sharks in those waters.
Why this was an issue I will leave unexplained.

Funny thing is, when they were a couple he couldn't get her to touch the thing

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