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April 13, 2012

DEPARTMENT OF THINGS WE DO NOT WANT TO THINK ABOUT

Safe Sex for Seniors

(Thanks to Lani)

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define 'senior'. why would we need safe sex? could we get pregnant??

Um ... merely rememberin' that old joke about this "subject" ... um ... punchline is ... um ...

Whut wuz the question?

I'm not interested in watching a sex video involving seniors. Freshmen and sophomores, sure.

some say it's revaulting

Great smile on the guy on the left's face.

When you are just a few steps away from death, do you think unprotected sex scares them? NO, it does not.

But if you had Joan Rivers making moves on them, they'd be livid.

I would be happy to be able to make those moves at that age ... or this one. :-)

You might still catch something from a toilet seat.

And don't forget, always check the brake on the wheelchair.

Loved this from the link's comments:

Of course our Grandparents have sex! How else do they make grandchildren?

I don't want to see sex involving seniors - unless it's me.

I told my doctor - "Doc, I want you to lower my sex drive". Doc said - "Are you nuts? At your age it's all in your head". "That's what I mean. I want it lowered!"

[rim shot>

TMfriggin'I.

"Steak and sex, my favorite pair
(no respect)
I have them both the same way, very rare
(no respect no respect)"

--R. Dangerfield

Just because there's snow on the roof doesn't..

doesn't mean...

what was I saying?

(wanders off to Geezer bus..)

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