CSI: SALISBURY
"Kelly (Ervin) advised that he defecates wherever his two mile mark is."
(Thanks to Pat Boyle)
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April 19, 2012
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Who does Ervin think he is? A Congressman?
They ought to make him clean up his and other's
"dumps" for the next 12 months!
Posted by: funny man | April 19, 2012 at 06:27 PM
Glad to see the Occupy Salisbury movement is alive and well.
(huh, huh - I said 'movement')
Posted by: Dan S. | April 19, 2012 at 06:49 PM
Kelly James Ervin, 48, of Devonshire Drive in Salisbury, is facing a single count of littering or dumping under 100 pounds...
What, pray tell, would be the charge for dumping over 100 pounds? Would the Guinness Book be called to the witness stand?
Posted by: Just Some Guy | April 19, 2012 at 07:02 PM
"What kind of guy is he?"
"Oh, you know, he's just a regular guy."
Posted by: Steve | April 19, 2012 at 09:32 PM
"brings toilet paper with him on his run"
How? Does he hang it around his neck or what?
(Forgive me if y'all are now stuck with a mental image of a middle-aged Brit jogging down the street at 4 am with a roll of toilet paper on a string bouncing off his chest with every trudging jog. But bear in mind that I suffer with you.)
(BTW, I hear from another source that he jogs in Union Jack shorts.)
Posted by: padraig | April 19, 2012 at 10:18 PM
He needs to get a dog to go running with him, the dog needs a people-scooper.
Posted by: max | April 19, 2012 at 10:20 PM
This is what happens when you take peoples guns away from them. Seriously, if you were sitting on a jury and some guy was charged with shooting an unarmed person who repeatedly made doo doo in his driveway could you vote to convict?
Posted by: wingnut | April 19, 2012 at 11:04 PM
Why would he wear Union Jack shorts? He lives in Maryland. Salisbury (in Wicomico County) is on the peninsular part of Maryland South of Delaware. Watch where you step if you go to The Old Mill Crab House.....
Posted by: Make It Rain | April 19, 2012 at 11:26 PM
Thanks to Pat Boyle?
I should hope!
I married his daughter! (Tho I'm sure this is not the same one ... )
Posted by: O the Umanity | April 19, 2012 at 11:48 PM
What happens when he gets to the turd mile?
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 20, 2012 at 07:06 AM
He lives on Devonshire Drive in Salisbury and he's not a Brit? Why not?
Posted by: padraig | April 20, 2012 at 10:07 AM
Nope, Full fledged 'merican! That particular Salisbury is on the Eastern Shore of Maryland.
That has got to be the weirdest running club ever!
Posted by: Ray | April 20, 2012 at 12:28 PM
Reminds me of the cosmonauts' tradition of stopping to take a wee at a certain turn of the road that goes to the launch site for the Russian space program, because that was what Yuri Gagarin did before his famous first flight. (Alan Shepard just went in his spacesuit.) But I'll excuse people who are about to get shot into outer space. This running club is just gross.
Posted by: Mad Librarian | April 20, 2012 at 03:16 PM